From Mr. Man:

We’re counting down the best decs of the dickade – we mean, dicks of the decade! – starting with Jack Reynor in Midsommar. In this religious cult movie he had dick for the gods during a truly ummmm… hmmm… okey… unusual afternoon? In Sense8 we sensed 8 inches from Berlin-born beauty Max Riemelt, who showed his hot uncut cock in the pool. Dick bin ein Berliner! Juan Manuel Martino’s nudity in Taekwondo is quite… appealing. Juan serves up his juicy uncut cock in the kitchen in this truly Juanderful scene. Wocka wocka. Next, you can’t have a dickade list without Michael Fassbender. In Shame he played a sex addict, and audiences were addicted to his infamously big cock. Looks like Fassbender’s packing an ass blender. Ew! Finally, the best penis of the decade belongs to Karl Glusman in Love 3D. And really what’s not to love when Karl blows his load in multiple scenes, including while his perfect penis is pointed directly at the screen! Now that’s what we call a protein shot…

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Ricky Martin… How dare you?

But do it again
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— Brother Nyght (@wondermann5) December 4, 2019

Forty-seven-year-old openly gay Latin lustball Ricky Martin knows that after all these years we still crave his cock, and he gave his Insta fans what they wanted by grabbing his meaty crotch in a sexy as hell white Dior suit. How many gay men in the world can legitimately pull off a white suit? One. And his name is Ricky fother mucking Martin.

Everything about Ricky as we’ve known him through the years points to him having a fat juicy uncut slab, and this Instagram Story vid certainly seems to corroborate this theory. NEEDLESSTOSAY, I want his penis to turn my rectum ::cues up music:: Upside inside out. #hilarious #timeless

 

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Night dive! . : @rob_hoffman

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This week we have your dad and your dad’s dad and your dad’s dad’s dad (#1), my biological boyfriend (#2), douche and his friend bag (#7), abs so defined you could penetrate them (#8), and just a total cutie (#9)! HAPPY FRIGAYYYYAAYAYAYA!!!!

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It looks AWFUL. Just, awful.

Head the Helix Studios for ‘Pass the Twink’

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[WATCH: “All Saints Chapter Two: Episode 4” – Cockyboys]

Dean Monroe reprises his role from “Answered Prayers” in the new episode of “All Saints: Chapter 2” from Cockyboys as he fucks twinky Sean Ford

Do you remember Dean Monroe? Some time earlier this decade (!!) Dean was all-but-forced to retire from gay porn, as he “went bareback” for a few seconds in “Overload” from Treasure Island back in 2013:

[WATCH: Overload – Treasure Island]

It was a little outrageous, but at the time Treasure Island was the only studio really shooting bareback porn. Fast forward to almost next decade, and nearly every studio is shooting bareback porn, thanks to changing tastes, shrinking margins, and PReP.

So thankfully, it’s nice to see Dean Monroe working again.

From Cockyboys:

Why has Puck been popping up throughout ALL SAiNTS? You’ll find out here as his long journey comes full circle. He seeks help from two unlikely sources for his personal dilemma…involving another important character’s fate. The solution includes guiding Luke to Puck’s omnipotent mentor Seth from Answered Prayers. Just as he did with Puck, Seth helps Luke navigate the afterlife through his tutelage.. and companionship.

In response Luke’s lips travel over Seth and down to his bulging crotch. He pleases Seth by sucking him and soon Set subtly takes control to lie Luke down and lovingly suck him deep. When Luke tells Seth he wants him inside him, Seth takes him by the hand into his office. After some intense drilling Seth takes a rest prompting Luke to sit on top of him and ease Seth’s cock inside him.

Very soon Luke is riding Seth enthusiastically and in response Seth fucks him back with renewed energy. With unstoppable momentum behind him Luke shoots his load over Seth’s chest and dapples his outstretched tongue with thick drops.

At Cockyboys we previously saw him in “Answered Prayers”:

[WATCH: Answered Prayers – Cockyboys]

And now we see him reprise his role for their new “All Saints” film.

Cockyboys calls this “Episode 4” but I can’t find Episodes 2 and 3, considering Carter Dane and Calvin Banks in episode 1 was the last episode I saw.

[WATCH: All Saints 2: Chapter One – Cockyboys]

But Cockyboys series, which they drop months from each other over the course of the year, are hard to follow anyway. Plus I know you don’t care about these contrived porn movies either. So enjoy this daddy fucking his boy. Maybe we’ll get the rest of the series next decade.

What do you think of Dean Monroe? Excited to see him back? Also, what do you think of Cockyboys’ “All Saints” series?

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL SCENE AT COCKYBOYS

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This is the ad that Hallmark Channel pulled down.

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Same-sex marriage is the law of the land. There is no one way to love and be loved. pic.twitter.com/1JzNdN8I9v

— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) December 15, 2019

If you were on Twitter this weekend you probably saw the viral news that that the Hallmark Channel pulled Zola wedding registry ads featuring a lesbian couple after receiving backlash from the conservative anti-LGBTQ group One Million Moms. Four of Zola’s six ads featured the lezbos, and when Hallmark pulled just the four ads, Zola pulled out entirely from the deal and condemned the network. What’s truly unbelievable from a PR perspective is that Hallmark doubled down on their decision even after Twitter erupted with tweets accusing the network of being anti-gay, stating:

The debate surrounding these commercials on all sides was distracting from the purpose of our network, which is to provide entertainment value.

And:

The Hallmark brand is never going to be divisive. We don’t want to generate controversy, we’ve tried very hard to stay out of it. We just felt it was in the best interest of the brand to pull them and not continue to generate controversy.

One Million Moms immediately released a statement applauding the network’s decision:

The call to our office gave us the opportunity to also confirm the Hallmark Channel will continue to be a safe and family friendly network. Praise the Lord!

But the quirky thing about the Lord is that he giveth and taketh, betches. The Hallmark Channel, after explicitly stating that LGBTQ people “generate controversy” and are “distracting” pulled a 180 yesterday. They now are not only going to reach out to Zola to reinstate the ads, but also to GLAAD to improve their LGBTQ representation in the future:

Hallmark will be working with GLAAD to better represent the LGBTQ community across our portfolio of brands. The Hallmark Channel will be reaching out to Zola to reestablish our partnership and reinstate the commercials. pic.twitter.com/p17nJpnjEB

— Hallmark (@Hallmark) December 16, 2019

To which Zola replied:

We were deeply troubled when Hallmark rejected our commercials for featuring a lesbian couple celebrating their marriage, and are relieved to see that decision was reversed.

And here we are. So, I’m going to spill some insider knowledge. I worked in creative at American Greetings, and can say that both AG and Hallmark – despite both publishing LGBTQ cards – are deeply conservative companies catering to the people you see on TLC reality shows. When Honey Boo Boo is your target audience you don’t really prioritize representation. As Hallmark could just as easily release yet another flowery statement – this time rescinding their newly deepfelt empathy for the LGBTQ population – if their number-crunching reveals this woke turn to be a bust, I wouldn’t trust ’em. I mean, watch “Christmas Wishes & Mistletoe Kisses” all you want, but maybe let’s not crown Hallmark the gay icon of 2020. YET.

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I spent all morning writing about K.J. Apa breeding the cum out of Cole Sprouse for no reason so please read it for me please Mr. Man Blog

Don’t accuse Harry Styles of gay-baiting even though he’s gay-baiting OMG Blog

This ass cannot be real C&C

BelAmi bareback ass-glazing of the day Queer Me Now

New Grindr updates Banana Guide

Brandon Flynn thigh pubes Gay Buzzer

What is up with asses today? Dayum Boy Culture

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Just one week ago we got a look at Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s huge and very real and very not prosthetic penis and big balls on Watchmen, and now we have an even better look at what Yahya is packing. And we’ll just call him Eiffel 65, because this time his cock is blue da ba dee da ba daa bitch! #Topical #Relevant

First off, I guess Yahya penis as seen on Watchmen is real and reality is this big and juicy? Why can’t I just accept God’s gifts? He even opened up to Digital Spy about his decision to bare all for his role:

I was never really nervous about it, but I found that to be the most liberating aspect of the character, to play a character who doesn’t have shame, who’s not really concerned with other people’s opinions of his body and things like that.

That was actually a pretty liberating process for me. HBO made sure I was well taken care of, and that I was always comfortable, and had the choice to go nude or not – up until the moment, right before shooting. So I was always taken care of, and made to be comfortable.

Secondly, is anyone else already cooking up some fan fiction in their pants between Yahya’s blue boinker from this episode and Billy Crudup’s CGI cock from the 2009 Watchmen movie? They’d split each other in half like those scary CGI monster gay porn ads, and all would be right with the world. Finally, I get comic books!

See the full Watchmen nude scenes here

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A balls was had by all.

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Marvel money has a way of whipping actors into Bowflex shape, and nobody’s transformation has been as headline-grabbing as Kumail Nanjiani’s. He said “Uh fuck u, and fuck u 2” to the likes of Chris Pratt (who got swole for Guardians of the Galaxy) and Paul Rudd (who got swole for Ant-Man) by debuting a breathtaking bawdy that you’ll swear you’ve seen on gallon-sized jugs of protein powder at GNC. This is a protein powder model body and you know it!

Kumail has always had a sexy head of hair and handsome face, but this bottie – which he worked on for Marvel’s Eternals – is just beyond. Throw in that romance novel cover chest hair and you’ve got yourself one nizasty fuck piece! Who wants Kumail to do some damage to their Eternals organs? Rite. La. Dies.

 

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I never thought I’d be one of those people who would post a thirsty shirtless, but I’ve worked way too hard for way too long so here we are. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I found out a year ago I was going to be in Marvel’s Eternals and decided I wanted to transform how I looked. I would not have been able to do this if I didn’t have a full year with the best trainers and nutritionists paid for by the biggest studio in the world. I’m glad I look like this, but I also understand why I never did before. It would have been impossible without these resources and time. So big thanks to @grantrobertsfit who started working with me at the beginning of the year and made me understand true physical pain for months and months. Then, once we started shooting, a massive thanks to @davidhigginslondon and his team (@ellispartridge, @thebeardypt, @tomcheesemanfitness) for training me almost every day and making me strong, limber and injury free. I can almost touch my toes now. (And thank you for forcing me to do cheat meals David.) Matthews Street Catering for their delicious and healthy meals. And finally, the biggest thanks goes to @emilyvgordon for putting up with me complaining and talking about only working out and dieting for the last year. I promise I’ll be interesting again some day. #thirstyshirtless (Photo by @markupson.) (edit: I left off one very important person: @lancecallahan who trained me for 6 years and helped me build the foundation I could use to do this. Thank you!)

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Julian Shaw is a super adorable Kiwi actor, writer, and director whose career just took a turn for the horny with Use Me. Julian directs himself in this movie which features his truly gorgeous body in tons of scenes. Use Me is about a documentary filmmaker who falls a little too far down the rabbit hole while making a movie about a dominatrix who humiliates men. And what’s truly unbelievable about a movie featuring a porno bod and porno premise is that it’s getting great reviews, including this from Film Threat:

While he may lack Soderbergh’s experience, confidence, assured narrative grip and style… Shaw does display signs of real talent here, taking a look at the ramifications of… addiction.

And here’s my review:

I want… to motorboat… his breasts?

In Use Me we get a brief glimpse of Shaw’s penis in the hot tub. But oddly enough the hottest scene – which is sans penis – comes when Shaw gets his nizasty little hole pegged before the dominatrix tasers him! In 2020 tasering will be a normal part of healthy sex play. Mark my words. Use Me is available to rent on all of your favorite streaming platforms, and um, Julian. Use me. Use me. Cause you ain’t that average groupie.

See the full nude scenes here

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Elevator fuckpic.twitter.com/JIosTWy7BF

— Amateur Gay Porn Videos (@amateurgayvids) December 15, 2019

Like, realllllly horny I presume?

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My reaction is the same as the guy putting his hands to his face.

Head to Bromo for ‘Revenge of the Cuck’

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Ever since the pricey Viagra lost its patent, dozens of male enhancement companies have… sprung up… looking to cash in on its success, but our favorite is Male Excel. Just like Viagra, the active ingredient of Male Excel is Sildenafil, but with Male Excel you don’t need to leave the house to get a 12-month prescription! Just complete a super easy online form and an online doctor will hook you up from the comfort of your own living room. We’re so excited that boners are finally living in the year 2020, so stop what you’re doing and click the link below to check out all of the amazing benefits of Male Excel.

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[WATCH: “Revenge of The Cuck” – Bromo.com]

Logan Pierce Cucks Ace Quinn in front of his husband, Rocky Vallarta at Bromo.com

Ace Quinn sees how a real man fucks.

Is cuckold porn in?

ACE QUINN GETTING CUCKED!

It seems like periodically, the porn industry changes what it’s into. For a while, everyone was getting DP’d. And right now, it seems like everyone OVERWHELMINGLY is shooting incest / step-fantasy porn (which i’m completely into, as most of the guys I date are older than my mom. #DaddyIssues)

While Bromo (and the men.com network) has always stayed true to it’s “Kink for people who want to be kinky, but aren’t into kink.com” thing, it’s always had its trends too – remember when all their scenes were filmed with some woman counterpart? (“Right In Front Of My Salad”)

Now, Maybe Cuckold porn is Bromo’s trend. Last week they featured a cuck scene of Bo Sinn fucking Andrew Green in front of his husband, Rocky Vallarta:

[WATCH: Hardcore Cuckold – Bromo.com]

And now we get a new cuckold scene, also featuring Rocky Vallarta.

I’m trying to figure this triangle out, and it’s making my head hurt, so let’s just focus on the porn at hand.

From Bromo.com:

When studs Rocky Vallarta and Logan Pierce got caught going hard at it by Rocky’s tank of a boyfriend, Ace Quinn, the situation takes a turn when Logan suddenly takes control. He orders Ace to sit down and ties him down with a rope while keeping eye contact with Ace. Hung Logan then starts face-fucking Rocky who’s eagerly waiting in doggystyle on the table. He then begins eating Rocky’s puckered hole for a good while before sliding his rock-hard cock bareback into Rocky’s bubble butt. The two continue fucking hard and inching closer to a jealous and watchful Ace, until they’re both thrusting and sweating on top of him. In the heat of the action, Rocky blows his load all over himself, then Logan proceeds to give Rocky a nice, full facial. We do hope that Ace learned some new tricks to better satisfy his whore of a boyfriend.

Are you into cuckold porn? Are you into Bromo.com?

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL SCENE AT BROMO.COM

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Hold my calls Katherina. I’ve got a busy day ahead of me trying to somehow not exploding all over myself at work after seeing this highly erotically charged video of Harvard freshman Pete Buttigieg thirsting all over some grandzaddies in public!

Buttigieg was only nineteen-years-old – years and years before he came out as an obese-assed homo – when he attended some tragically boring panel on dumb boring crap, but even way back then his gay thirst was apparent. We as a species were born to ask annoyingly long and attention-seeking questions at panel discussions, and for as straight passing as some may think Buttigieg is, I see the gay. And my reaction is as such:

While Buttigieg’s infamously ill dumper isn’t visible in this video, his adorkable face and sexy head of jet black hair are, and well, if this video right here doesn’t register as pornographic to people, then I just don’t know what we’re fighting for. Um, sure. Do I need a hobby?

53:45—Freshman student Pete Buttigieg asks JFK’s speechwriter what would have been said had the Cuban Missile Crisis gone the other way.https://t.co/kLWoJJFZAA

— Brian Guggenheimer (@bguggs) December 18, 2019

Photo Credit: MEGA

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Noel Fisher and Cameron Monaghan went from looking eighteen-years-old on Shameless to looking thirty-five, which I found alarming until I realized that almost that much time has passed since Shameless first started airing. Then, realizing that a decade has gone by, I myself looked in the mirror to see if anything had changed, and, noticing that things indeed had drastically, ripped out the bathroom sink and smashed it into the mirror. Lol Wednesdays!

Anyway people change, but the chemistry between Noel and Cameron definitely does not. These two represent one of the most fully realized gay couples ever depicted on television, and in season ten their love is still going strong. You saw the mayo sex. And now you get to see Monaghan’s super yummy bod as he embraces Fisher for a passionate gay make out! Neither actor is gay in real life, but by Gay Gawd they’re gay in many a man’s spank bank. Are any of you still keeping up with Shameless? Let us know!

See all the Shameless nude scenes here

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I create the Friday shirtless amateur roundups by collecting pics in a desktop folder throughout the week, but I just can’t see lumping this one in with anyone else. This is a Teen Wolf. This is a Riverdale. This is a Euphoria. And dammit he’s getting his own post! Sorry ’bout it.

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Cuntroversy alert! Martin McCann has fatter cock than Michael Fassbender Mr. Man Blog

Don’t know how I feel about toilet sex position OMG Blog

Chris Hemsworth being an erotic icon in seven pictures C&C

Can you have too many tats? Banana Guide

Lol my penis is so embarrassing in these undies Boy Culture

BelAmi hole fingering cum shot of the week Queer Me Now

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The Club is a new…ish Mexican Netflix series about a hot rich bich who gets into the business of selling MDMA when his app launch gets off to a rough start. He involves other hot rich biches, and before you know it, you’re just seeing a bunch of hot rich biches butt fucking on ecstasy. And. I. Fother. Mucking. Stan!

If you’ve seen the Netflix shows House of Flowers, Club de Cuervos, or Elite, you know that the streaming platform’s most gorgeous nude men can be found on its Spanish-language series, and The Club is no exception. And in terms of gay content, while Elite has nymphomaniac-level horny Spanish prep school kids and House of Flowers has a cock-lovin’ Dario Yazbeck Bernal, The Club has Alejandro Puente getting his hole poled by a sexy doppelgänger in bed!

But even with all that hotness, there’s another dude who really brings the nawty pawty in my panties, and that’s a Mr. Alejandro Speitzer. He shows off a flawless smooth plump azz that’s at once incredible yet edible. Basically, people who say that Netflix has lost its edge with this year’s introduction of Disney+ haven’t seen The Club! Baby Yoda is cute and all, but likeeee…

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